A Q&A session with my kids

I find it fascinating to see the various similarities between my kids yet there are clearly many differences. I decided to ask them 5 questions just to see how truly different they were. Each of my daughter’s went to a “sound proof” booth as to not influence each other’s answers.

Q: What’s your favorite color and why?
S (7 years old): Purple. Because it’s kind of close to pink which used to be my favorite color.
N (4 years old): My favorite color is orange because I like oranges.

Q: If you were a superhero what would your powers be?
S: I could fly and see through walls and stuff.
N : Like Storm and I could fly and be pretty.

Q: If Santa were to bring you just one gift this Christmas, what would you want it to be?
S: A laptop! Duh!
N: It would be a baby doll that could eat and could drink and poop and pee and talk to me.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up and why?
S: A teacher because it’s fun and you get to teach kids and decorate your classroom.
N: A doctor because I want to give people shots and check their hearts and that’s all.

Q: What’s your favorite thing about Daddy?
S: When you take us on fun trips and buy us cool stuff and say funny things.
N: I love him and he gives me lots of hugs and kisses when he goes to work.

Bonus Question: Who just farted?
S: Ewwwww Daddy! Was that you or Buddha (the dog)?
N: I think it was my bed because I was just jumping on it.

Happy Holidays!

On the hunt for Bigfoot

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Last Sunday was such a beautiful day here in the road rage capital of the world. There was no way I was going to keep my girls, S and N cooped up in the house on a day like this. So, on the agenda for the day was kite flying, bike riding, pumpkin decorating and an impromptu hunt for Bigfoot.

So here’s how the hunt went.

Me: Hey girls, let’s go for a hike in the woods behind the soccer field.

N: Yes! Let’s go!

S: OK, but I don’t want to go far!

Me: It’ll be fun. Let’s look for tracks!

S: What kind of tracks Daddy?

Me: We can look for deer and raccoon tracks.

N: Are there bears here Daddy?

Me: Quite possibly. Maybe we’ll get lucky and find some Bigfoot tracks!

S: Huh?? No Daddy, I’m scared! (freezing in her tracks)

Me: Don’t worry sweetie, if we see a Bigfoot, we’ll just run back to the soccer field. But, not before I take a picture.

N: Yeah! We can take a picture of Bigfoot and then I’m gonna tell Barack Obama!

Me: Why do we need to tell Obama?

N: Cause he’s the President and he’s looking for Bigfoot too.

Me: (Trying not to laugh) No sweetie, he’s looking for Bin Laden not Bigfoot.

N: Oh.

Priceless!

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