dad unmasked

I got tagged by @ezmomm, the author of OH FOR PETE’S SAKE!, to complete a 25 questions meme. I’ll make an attempt to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Here goes.

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. Debra Messing

2. Where was your first kiss? Behind a racquetball court. She was a little HOTTIE like @MiniMaura! I didn’t sleep for 3 days and still managed to get an A on a Calculus exam.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? In basic training, some the guys and I put another troop’s mattress in the shower. Is that serious enough?

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? No way, no how.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Does a drunken karaoke rendition of “Tainted Love” count?

6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? 1. The eyes. 2. The personality. 3. The booty. The order changes from time to time.

7. What really turns you off? Ignorance

8. What do you order at Starbucks? Nothing because I’m too cheap.

9. What is your biggest mistake? Probably posting 25 random things about me.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Nope. No issues in that department.

11. Say something totally random about yourself. I love beer.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? A stripper once told me that I looked like Martin Lawrence. I got a 2 for 1 lap dance that night.

13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Oh yes. ALL comic book movies including live action and animated. I’ve taken a liking to the Wolverine and the X-Men animated series.

14. Did you have braces? No.

15. Are you comfortable with your height? Yes. But my man Prince is not.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? I received a deep sea sport fishing trip for my birthday once. That doesn’t sound too romantic but I heart fishing.

17. When do you know it’s love? When she understands me without me having to say a word and when I can’t sleep thinking about her.

18. Do you speak any other languages? Nope. Wait. Does Klingon count? jIH muSHa’ [beer]

19. Have you ever been to tanning salon? Hahaha!

20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes. I have been to funerals and bachelor parties in a limo. Wait, should both of those things be used in the same sentence?

21. What’s something that really annoys you? When people refuse to troubleshoot a problem.

22. What’s something you really like? Beer

23. Can you dance? I think I can, but some might say otherwise.

24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? No

25. Tag 5 people. Apologies in advance, but I tag, @mjjaaska, @JNez, @LiLAsha, @TheRealBecks and @themommytsunami.